1. NEVER GO OUT WITH AN EX
We don’t want feelings getting involved around here. As soon as you hook with your ex, old feelings surface and before we know it yall are going out again. He breaks your heart then you come running back to me. It doesn’t work that way, so it’s best you stay away from the ex.
2. NO MORE THAN THREE DATES WITH THE SAME PERSON.
The aim is not to hook you guys up. It’s just extra mural activities outside the relationship and chilling. Not go inn and date other people while you are with your partner
3. NO pictures, videos or media yet to be invented in perpetuity throughout the universe
Why do you have to do such? You do whatever you do when you guys meet up then that’s it. Texting the person or whatever over social media results in you cheating.
4. ALWAYS an away game. NEVER on home turf; which includes friends and neighbours beds.
If you guys are to get a bit of bumping and grinding on, it should never be on the same bed that you normally do it on with your partner. And it also shouldn’t be at your friends or neighbours place, book a B&B or something (lol)
5. NO announcements, NO names, details or intros. If seen in public just keep walking.
If you get to see a person you were doing the deed with in public just move along. For they now are in the “stranger zone” back to square one. Remember if you decide to stay and talk with them, you are cheating.
6. STAY AWAY from favourite restaurants, clubs and hangouts.
Need I say more? You can’t be seen with the person you are going open with in public, your partner sees you then its trouble.
7. NO more than FIVE people at a time
. What you trying to be a porn star? You are not in an open relationship so you can have orgy’s.
8. NO gifts, giving or receiving.
That way you are cheating. How many times should I say this? Next thing you know you mad at your partner because they don’t spoil you.
9. NO SLEEPING WITH FRIENDS
What are you trying to tell your partner? That when they say they going out with a couple of friends they actually fvcking? Don’t be that guy/girl.
10. NEVER, EVER, EVER, EVER SAY I LOVE YOU!!!
No you don’t. You just taking out your emotional frustrations on them. You love life aint going right BOOM one night stand then go talk to your man/ woman.
Full credit for the 10 rules goes out to the cast and crew of the movie “10 rules for sleeping around”
I take credit for the dumbest things I said in between :).
My Name Is Chriztopher Raymond And These Are The Rules.